Why Tony dumped her ass and started hitting on Aunt May.
Fuck Gwyneth Paltrow. She has been annoying af.
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“And soft moonbeams
Cascade over the water
The ripples shimmering
As ruffled silk
On an unmade bed”
— scribbled on the back of a notebook (via hxans)
December 27, 1985
This is it. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my entire life.
Watch Michelle Obama, Sunny and Bo, and the Robinson cousins welcome their last White House Christmas tree
This year, first lady Michelle Obama received the first Christmas tree with her two young nephews, Austin and Aaron Robinson (and two contest winners), rather than teenage daughters Sasha and Malia. The video of Michelle’s remarks is poignant.
Gifs: The White House
And when she says “our,” she means her family’sand America’s.
These neo-nazis are pretty scary, thank god the AllLivesMatter movement is here to stand up to them.
DONDE ESTAN LMAOO
miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry
if you just talked to each other but no
So, those who are still defending Donny Boy here, your president-elect just
1. called for removing citizenship for those who use a form of protest that is protected by the first amendment as ruled by the Supreme Court
2.Compared the loss of your citizenship, which includes loss of rights and protections afforded to citizens of the United States, to one year of jail.
Tell us why we shouldn’t be worried.
11.28.16
R.I.P. baby boy. Don’t be distracted from the real issues. Some shit needs to change.
Make it viral!
@lmsigTrump Once Said He Has No Idea What The 13 Stripes On The US Flag Represent
Thank you, Colbert Report archives. **kisses fingers**
Fuck he is an idiot