swolizard:

am I angry at myself? you betcha

am i disappointed in my work? absolutely

have I learned my lesson? probably not

dinobrando:

okay so you know how cards against humanity is digging a giant hole for no real purpose so long as people keep sending them money

i emailed them with an important question

this was their response:

fiftyshadesofdevingray:

Watching Tomi Lahren try to defend her racist comments to man who literally couldn’t leave his house for the first six years because of apartheid is probably one of the most cringeworthy things I have ever seen. But Trevor Noah handled it with such grace all the points in the world to him.

dimbosama:

fiddleabout:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

Them: Donald Trump is actually a really good guy for refusing to take the president’s 400K salary. See he’s really not in it for himself or the money!

Reality: Because Melania and Barron Trump will remain in Manhattan and Donald Trump himself will be staying at Trump Tower as much as possible during his presidency, one floor of Trump Tower may be converted into a round-the-clock command post for the Secret Service. This safety precaution will cost the government roughly $1.5 million per year and the money will be pocketed by Donald Trump’s own company. 

#this is not normal #you fucking nitwits#the president’s salary is to remind them#that they are a PUBLIC SERVANT#that they are paid to do a job not rule as king#that he’s doing this is spitting upon that very ideal#that is fucking baked into the concept of the presidency#you absolute fucking morons

It’s also literally something Hitler did.

“… it was clear that Hitler had little use for the modest salary of 45,000 Reichsmarks he earned as Reich Chancellor, or for the annual expense allowance of 18,000 Reichsmarks; early in his Chancellorship, therefore, he publicly renounced both salary and allowance in a propagandistic gesture designed to advertise the spirit of selfless dedication in which he ruled the country.” Richard Evans - The Third Reich in Power