What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?
That you cannot fax money to someone.
Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…
I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.
When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.
My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.
That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.
The thing is, this person probably believes that there is total equivalence between Donald Trump attacking a private citizen who criticized him, and Hillary Clinton observing (factually) that about half of the people who were supporting Trump were racists, white nationalists, misogynists, homophobes, and … well … deplorable.
The other lie this person is telling himself is that half of America supports Trump and what Trump stands for. It’s closer to 25%, which is obviously 25% too much.
A little kid at my painting camp pulled me over to the side and said “I don’t know how to ask this, but are you a boy or a girl?? I can’t tell.”
And I was thrilled because I had passed the “child pointing out your appearance means gender” test as well as being approachable enough that he could ask. So I sat down and told him I was neither and explained that growing up I was told I was a girl but that I’m not, but I’m not a boy either. And he just looked at me and said “so you’re just a person.” Swear to god I had the biggest smile on my face when I told him that’s exactly what I was.
For the rest of the day he just called me Izzy instead of Ms something or any gendered title and I got a hug at the end of camp.
So if you say gender is too confusing for children to understand, I have a first grader who would tell you otherwise.Sweet story of the day!
know what’s wild? that the trope of like “my father always wanted a son so he treated me, his daughter, like a boy” is so popular and like lowkey loved, but if you ever saw a mother who talked about how much she wanted a daughter instead of a son, or if she treated her son like a girl, like??? people would think she’s awful and that poor boy??
damn wonder why that is 😒
i was high af when i wrote this but it’s still true
The latter is literally the plot of some horror movies.
“I asked a young White woman why she was studying social anthropology. She replied that she was hoping to go to Zimbabwe, and felt that she could help women there by advising them how to organize. The Black women in the audience gasped in astonishment. Here was someone scarcely past girlhood, who had just started university and had never fought a war in her life. She was planning to go to Africa to teach female veterans of a liberation struggle how to organize! This is the kind of arrogant, if not absurd attitude we encounter repeatedly. It makes one think: Better the distant armchair anthropologists than these ‘sisters’.”
counting-dollars-counting-stars:
i was gonna make a joke about how the massachusetts candle probably smells like a drug deal in the dunkin donuts parking lot but then i checked and it legitimately smells like dunkin coffee i’m done
and i was going to make a joke about how the illinois candle just smells like cornfields and wheat fields but then i too checked and it literally does
me: what does the maine one smell like… snow? lighthouses?
website: fresh Maine blueberries,
me, looking down at my clothes stained beyond recognition from hours spent blueberry raking: *whispers* of course……
Maryland smells like old bay and salt
This is accurate
The website is https://homesickcandles.com
checked arizona just for shits and giggles and it smells like SAND goodnight
Washington is Cherries, coffee, and rain. Accurate.
Me, a Texan: probably fucking smells like leather
The candle: a hint of leather, a bit of fresh cotton, and just a touch of sage
FUCK
Florida: a hint of orange, a touch of sea mist, a bit of driftwood.
(Eye roll) Try overpowering stench of rotting vegetation, a hint of paper mill, and a bit of stagnant water. Oh, and sweat.
I thought Colorado would be pot and pine. I was half right.
So the Colorado one smells like pot?
i dont watch the show but im happy for everybody that the anime ice skater guys are getting married