chekhov:

chekhov:

chekhov:

I was arrested and charged with a class d felony (non-violent first offense), the cop who arrested me took one of the pills out of my pocket, then he took me to the bathroom and told me to pee, I said I didn’t have to, and then he said I’d rather piss here than at booking, and then he stared at my dick for three minutes, then he asked me if I was pee shy and then if I was getting hard, and then gave me one of the pills out of my pocket and told me that “this didn’t happen” and that “one less pill meant less prison time for me” and he didn’t report the pill on my arrest sheet

The cop told me to lie about having epilepsy because he didn’t feel like taking me to the hospital to receive my lamatrogine, but I did, so as punishment he locked me in the back of the paddy wagon handcuffed for five hours.

The ADA requested $5000 bail, but the judge said that was ridiculous and he released me without bail, and I have a court date in two weeks. One man who went before me was arrested for beating his girlfriend, the ADA requested $500 bail for him and a stay of protection for her.

If you can contribute to my legal costs please do so at :

cash.me/$AlecWhite

Please reblog and give anything if you can if you want to donate through another site please message me.

The charges are criminal possession and intent to distribute, even though the pills I had on my person were prescribed to me, they were in a sandwich bag and not the “proper container” I face 1-7 years in prison if the charges aren’t plead out lower.

trxye-and-txlly:

walkingbomb:

reminder to:

• straighten your back
  
• go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
  
• go take your meds if you need to
  
• drink some water
  
• go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
  
• maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
  
• reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
• maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

tunnelsaints:

me: *shoves my entire face into my cat’s body*

cat: *heaves a heavy sigh as he grimly accepts his fate*

piscine-unrelated:

triumphdivision:

triumphdivision:

so when i was at camp we had a dress up superhero day and so i dressed up as black widow but like super cheaply (cheap wig, black leggings, black jacket) so it takes most ppl a second to figure out what i’m going for anyway i ran into a little girl who loved my costume and after a brief conversation it transpired it was because she was under the impression that i was ariel. i was like oh cool yeah that makes sense, how did you guess? expecting her to be like “the hair!” and she gave me this ‘duh’ look and said “it’s her costume from the avengers” because she’s under the impression that the little mermaid is also the black widow and i love her and the world she must live in

#you could say you want to be… part of her world

oh my god

I am totally fine with Ariel being the Black Widow.

sourcedumal:

guapet:

so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”

hands shot up around the room, people smug about their ability to “weed out the riff-raff” when it came to hiring for their fortune 500.

“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”

I need this to be force taught at all companies