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Dog owners please be aware.
REBLOG THIS PLEASE
This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.
a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD
me: writes an over-the-top, emotional post that exposes my heart or w/e
me ten minutes later when my emotions have flat-lined: huh. embarrassing.
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.
Hey, this post may contain sexually explicit content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.
I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at.
It’s called CLOSING for a reason peopleThe person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.
