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“After the Mayor of San Juan criticized the government’s Puerto Rico relief efforts, President Trump attacked her on Twitter, saying, “The Mayor of San Juan, who was very complimentary only a few days ago, has now been told by the Democrats that you must be nasty to Trump.”
Oh, really, Donald? You bitch. Was she nasty to you? How nasty? Are you shaking? You wanna go smoke a Virginia Slim until your hand stops moving?”
so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen
who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh
I love that he said Pakeha
Can someone write what its being said in this?
Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding
Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori
values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison
up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s.
And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically)
Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we
have ever had on breakfast.
(clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m
sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live
in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them
to it.”
Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That
is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they
were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned
up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant
insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“
Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you
just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk.
Just when you thought-“
Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an
island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice.
RIP Janice
That guys is made of 100% sarcasm and 0 fucks.
Honestly. The fucking nerve. It’s like if you’re living in a house and someone just waltzes in one day and starts living in your den because you left your door open one day. And over the years, he steals all your food, all the money that he can find… just starts taking all the resources in your place and when you complain, he goes, WELL YOUR NAME WASN’T ON IT! I FOUND IT!
Then, after decades of abuse, his fucknut of a granddaughter is like, WELL IF YOU’RE NOT WILLING TO LIVE BY OUR RULES, YOU SHOULD REALLY FIND YOUR OWN HOUSE.
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
Have you checked the bathtub
I found a hair tie under my bed cleaning yesterday. Which is highly confusing, as I don’t use them. If cats can pass people’s hair ties through space and time to other cats, that would explain a lot.
