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aviewfrommercury:

My Debit Card: Wilful ignorance is not a valid strategy for financial management.

Me: shush capitalism plastic your job is to cause bread not get ideas above your station

The waiver is only for ten days, and that time starts immediately.
 

How long do you think it will take foreign ships to get loaded and travel to Puerto Rico from their point of origination? It will be days, if not weeks.
 

As a comparison, the US Navy ship USNS Comfort, leaving from Norfolk Virginia will take at least five, if not more, days to reach Puerto Rico. At a speed of 17 knots, the Comfort travels at about the speed of an average container or fuel ship.
 

Even if a foreign fuel or container ship was already loaded and ready to go this morning, it is clear that very few, if any, could arrive and unload in less that 5-7 days.
 

This means, at the very best, Trump’s “waiver” has maybe five days of use to Puerto Rico, an island of devastated American citizens that will be rebuilding and recovering for years.
 

Trump’s “waiver” is a public relations fueled sham.

Trump’s Belated Jones Act Waiver for PR Is A Sham, Here’s Why

Trump is a despicable, hateful, cruel, little man.

(via wilwheaton)

biomerge:

No to be problematic but……plain tomatoes are gross..and nasty…and ppl who eat them like they are apples are children of satan

It’s stupid, but I get defensive when ppl from other countries are like ‘omg we fixed our gun problems years ago! what is wrong you??’


Like, we are trying. But there’s this giant group of assholes in the way. You can see them now more than ever, but they’ve always been there. It fucking sucks. We know it sucks. This country is fucking broken in about 50,000 different ways. I get not wanting to come here. I don’t exactly want to live here either! I get being unable to comprehend the bullshit that goes on here. But you don’t have to be so goddam patronizing about it like fuck. We know, okay? We know.

froborr:
“ agentsnark:
“ shaposhvariations:
“ tevruden:
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#get with the program the new humor is benevolent surrealism (x)
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I always wanted to know what to call it.
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This is something I’ve been meaning to talk about, and I may do a full blog...

froborr:

agentsnark:

shaposhvariations:

tevruden:

[x]

#get with the program the new humor is benevolent surrealism (x)

I always wanted to know what to call it.

This is something I’ve been meaning to talk about, and I may do a full blog post at some point, but here’s a capsule version:

The Benign Violation Theory of humor, which is probably the best one out there, suggests that something is perceived as funny when it is simultaneously perceived as violating how the world “should” work and as benign. Something like the “gun” meme, for example, is funny because it violates our sense of how a joke should progress, and at the same time it’s harmless. 

Racist/sexist/etc shock humor violates our sense of how the world work–in either a “that’s not true!” or “you’re not allowed to say that!” way–and therefore whether you find it funny is based on whether you find it benign, which is to say either you think it’s harmless or you don’t care about the people it harms. (This is the root of the punch up/kick down distinction–jokes that punch up are funnier than jokes that kick down because the people they target are less vulnerable and therefore less likely to experience harm.)

So yes, science agrees that if you think racist jokes are funny, the reason is that you don’t care about the feelings of the people the joke is about. There’s a word for that.