??? oh my god??
this man went from singing fifties hits in gold lamé pants to solving murders with grammar I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS
HE DISCOVERED HIS TRUE CALLING WHILE DECIPHERING RECORD CONTRACTS
THIS IS REALLY INSPIRING HONESTLY
achieve your dreams and then achieve new more niche dreams, nothing can stop you, you too can trade in your pompadour to fight crime
#acheive your dreams then achieve new more niche dreams
them: we’re over populated, that’s why people don’t have enough food to eat
reality: capitalism over-produces food, we have enough food to feed the world we just throw away what isn’t profitable.
and corporations COULD give excess food to the poor and the homeless but most of them go out of their way to trash it
corporation throwing away millions of pounds of food: And if you buy one of our microwave meals we’ll donate 1 cent to help end child hunger. (:
Golden-Mantled Ground Squirrel
“Call me Toothless again. Go on I dare you to.”
Via Reddit
This is the fuckin funniest thing I’ve read all day
what the FUCK is this supposed to say
This is the new imagine touch the sky
There’s more to it.
That … almost helps ?
THAT’S EVEN WORSE OH MY GOD
the time it takes to parse that is about the amount of time it takes to lose a customer
Holy shit… [bigger image here]
… that’s fucking ridiculous, fire that marketing department
