Icon by @ThatSpookyAgent. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. BlueSky: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
You’ve got it good here, Steve Allen. When you started burrowing your way into my chicken coop every night I
didn’t even disturb you, I just spent a day digging out all around the coop
and burying cinder blocks so you couldn’t dig under the walls any more. You’ve got a compost pile full of food scraps—remember those apple peels
the other day? Yeah, I saw you stuffing one long peel after another into your face like
big pieces of spaghetti. You get to clean up the grain and oats the
horses drop around their feed buckets. You even get water left out for you.
I’ve been nice to you, Steve Allen, and how do you repay me? Not only did you leave a giant pile of poop right by my car in the driveway the other day but then I discovered THIS!
YOU CHEWED UP TWO OF THE BEAUTIFUL PUMPKINS IN MY PUMPKIN PATCH!!!
This is the last straw, Steve Allen. You will no longer be known as Steve Allen the Groundhog. Forever more, you will be known as Steve Allen the Asshole.
You’re bi if you think you’re bi. There’s no quota that needs to be met, no set amount of crushes that you need to have to be able to qualify as a “real” bisexual. You’re bi if you think you’re bi and if you keep doubting yourself that’s probably because you are, in fact, bisexual.
This terrible story should be turned into positive change.
We don’t need weinsteins anymore. Read Lupita’s story and learn the lesson.
Talk to your friends about it. This moment is important because rich and formerly
respected man appeared to be a heartless villain and opportunist. We should
encourage each other not be afraid to talk about such experiences in our lives
and call out abusers.
