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pregnantseinfeld:

gerbildine:

pregnantseinfeld:

degenerarchy:

pregnantseinfeld:

its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth and extremely powerful legs and think ‘yeah lets go attack that one’

well moose are still prey animals so

thats fucked up, a moose is like a horse with extra weapons

Would you rather they be predators

SHIT SHIT SHIT IM SO SORRY

occupations to consider:

punchedbymarkesmith:

tartts:

  • stay-at-home cat mom who takes afternoon naps in the sun and reads a lot
  • a beekeeper in france that owns lavender fields and makes lavender honey
  • isolated writer with a fireplace and a big picture window overlooking snowy mountains
  • widow of a rich man who died of suspicious causes but still left everything to her, villas and vineyards and beach houses and all
  • mysterious village witch who is rarely ever seen, never seems to age, and is known for curses and helping women in need
  • crazed maenad following Dionysus to participate in rituals that may or may not include animalistic murder and orgies
  • remote but beautiful goddess who scorns all men that dare look upon her radiance and hangs out with a lot of nymphs

@love-tricks @lenzy-penzy life/career goals