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tiara-dreams: ““Cats possess numerous charms, and anyone who has ever loved a cat has fallen for its magic” -Susan Easterly ”

tiara-dreams:

“Cats possess numerous charms, and anyone who has ever loved a cat has fallen for its magic” -Susan Easterly

A Memo To Disney Cast Members.

scary-stories:

A Disney Cast Members’ top priority is the comfort and safety of our guests. For this reason, all Disney World employees must follow these rules. Failure to do so will result in disciplinary action.

  • Ask to examine the photos our guests have taken. Be friendly. Check for abnormalities. If any are found, call for security. Guests may be distracted with free merchandise.
  • Every seventh photograph taken on the Dinosaur attraction must be deleted. If questioned, explain that it was a technical error and offer Fast Passes.
  • The rumors of sharks and crocodiles in the Lagoon are false. However, there is no swimming outside of designated swimming pools on Disney property.
  • Dead alligators are common around the Lagoon. Simply evacuate the area, call security, then take note of how much has been eaten.
  • There is only one Mickey out at once. If you find a second Mickey having an autograph session, check for eye holes. All Disney costumes have eye holes.
  • If you don’t find eye holes, allow the session to continue, but disallow photos. Call security immediately after the session concludes.
  • If you spot a second Mickey off to the side, lure him into the tunnels. That’s what the ducks are there for. Leave immediately afterwards, and do not look back.
  • The Disney World security unit does not wear specially marked clothing. If you see someone wearing a shirt that says “Disney Security”, shut down that section of the park immediately.

Following these rules will help ensure a safe and pleasurable trip to the happiest place on Earth. So stay knowledgeable, and stay safe.

mitochondria-is-the-powerhouse: “ crewdlydrawn: “ deebott: “ did-you-kno: “ This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas,...

mitochondria-is-the-powerhouse:

crewdlydrawn:

deebott:

did-you-kno:

This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas, liquid, and solid) co-exist in equilibrium. Source

You’ve gone and confused it for fucks sake

Fucked up a perfectly good chemical compound, is what you did. Look at it, it’s got anxiety.

When humans have dug into the source code and found a bug

archiemcphee:

For an ongoing series entitled entitled Jarred & Displaced, Finnish experimental photographer Christoffer Relander uses double exposure photography to place favorite locations from his childhood into jars.

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Rather than using Photoshop to combine images, Relander works the traditional analog way and creates dreamy double exposures in his DSLR camera.

“This project was not created or layered in an external software,” Relander writes. “Images are not put into physical jars (as is misunderstood sometimes), only blended into one photograph.”

Visit Christoffer Relander’s website or follow him on Instagram or Facebook to check out more of his work.

[via My Modern Met]

awwww-cute: “Meet Nelson. He’s our neighborhood cat. He makes sure to say hi to EVERYONE that walks down our street. He’s been hit by a car, he lives in a couple people’s homes and he’s head of our neighborhood watch. He’s the man. (Source:...

awwww-cute:

Meet Nelson. He’s our neighborhood cat. He makes sure to say hi to EVERYONE that walks down our street. He’s been hit by a car, he lives in a couple people’s homes and he’s head of our neighborhood watch. He’s the man. (Source: http://ift.tt/2yFp21H)