targuzzler:

me: *makes a joke on a mutual’s post* heh heh THIS’ll give em a chortle

me after a minute without them acknowledging it: oh my god im a fucking fraud piece of shit im not funny im a disgrace in human form why do i even have followers

mutual: *likes and reblogs, adding “SNDHISBGNDSBBNLJG” or “FUCK” or something like that to the tags*

me: *in a deep, empowered, big-dicked voice that splits the continent in half and reveals a massive trove of gems and jewels that enhance the earth’s splendor immeasurably*

My name is Funnymandias, king of jokes:
Look on my blog, ye Mighty, and despair!

rebornica:

If ur trans das cool

If ur agender das cool

If ur bigender das cool

If ur trigender das cool

If ur genderfluid das cool

If ur polygender das cool

If ur questioning das cool

If ur cis das cool

If ur any gender das cool

If ur shitting on someone bc of their gender das NOT cool bye

boysdeservelove:

Gay trans men are not “straight women invading male spaces” they’re gay men.

presidentgoat:

you cannot use that term if you are not native american. you do not have a spirit animal if you are not native american. if you use this term out of the correct context and you are not native american, you are being appropriative.