overwhelmedbisexual:

destinydiamante:

sadxtonight:

destinydiamante:

sadxtonight:

destinydiamante:

purchasing a rabbit was one of the best things i’ve done for myself 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽2017 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽aint 👏🏽👏🏽ready👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Omg I have a chance rn to get a healthy rabbit for free but I looked up all the care for them and everything and … it’s too much ..so no rabbit for me :/ lol I mean if I had my own place .. but I right now it’s just not realistic

omg do u mean like a bunny rabbit or 😭😭

Oh shit is there a difference? 😳😳 lmaoooo

am talking abt a rabbit vibrator for like masturbation but 😩😩 i hope u get ur kinda rabbit someday! they’re so cute and playful i used to have two

iconic is overused but this is truly… the most iconíc post on this website

thoodleoo:

• “no offense but why would you follow dionysus if that means you have to party in the woods” “why wouldn’t you?”
  
• *after learning about the chimera*“dude what you can’t be a lion AND a goat AND a dragon that’s too many”
  
• “in fairness, if apollo wanted to date me, i’d turn into a tree too”
  
• “she can’t be his wife, she’s his sister” “that didn’t stop zeus”
  
• *after learning medusa gave birth to pegasus” “OUCH????”
• “is there anybody zeus didn’t get pregnant”
• “like seriously i had to make a mythology family tree for english class and it’s literally all zeus”
  
• “hera’s kind of a jerk” “dude she literally threw her kid off a mountain because he was too ugly what did you expect
  
• “why is everything about horses”
  
• “oh, he starts eating people! typical”
  
• “so basically you shouldn’t ever interact with a bull in ancient greece ever”
  

youmake-kittyscared:

I don’t want a sugar daddy but can I have like a sugar auntie? Just a sweet old woman who gives me money cus she knows I’m going through it and she believes in me and her grandkids don’t ever call so she writes me in her will.