anyway anyway
anyway.
I just want to sit on Mulder’s face
anyway anyway
anyway.
I just want to sit on Mulder’s face
me: so….. see anything interesting lately?
the many eyed creature living in my basement: YOUR LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE. IT WAS DONE CYCLING 4 HOURS AGO
me: oh shit i forgot thanks
Dream’s job in some modern AUs I’ve read.
Professor
Writer
Bookshop owner
Sculptor
Architect
Library owner
Artist
Tattoo artist
Musician, bassist
Dancer
Model
Student
Bartender
Camboy
Mermaiding
Vice President of a charitable cause division
Plant business owner
Business strategist
Museum curator
.
My personal favorite is mermaiding. I think Dream has the perfect features to be a mermaid.
Small, fluffy and part of an irresistible gang
idk who needs to hear this but like fat people are allowed to eat chips and candy and drink soda just as much as skinny people
💯🙏💛🟨👍
Now that would be a great t-shirt.