wanderingwriter87:

can’t stop thinking about how they got from “come by my shop for a quickie” to “help me foil this terrorist plot” to “scattered like crumbs all over this table we regularly share.” like obviously every time one of them is sitting alone somewhere and the other one spots them it’s like *HOMING BEACON ACTIVATED* *ENGAGE TRACTOR BEAM* as seen in this moment from “cardassians” i noticed while i was making gifs the other day

so i guess that’s literally it. they just start gossiping regularly in the replimat and at some point a book club spontaneously breaks out. insane

p.s. garak definitely knows he’s been spotted here. he’s doing the BE COOL, BE COOL, HE’S WALKING OVER thing. this scene is so fucking funny, and not just because he gets his hand bitten in a minute

eew101:

Tried a different style for fun “the colour of my love”

mymultifandomhell:

like yeah stede technically doesn’t say “no” when cj asks if him and ed are fucking but what stede absolutely does do after cj says he and ed had “dalliances”

is check out the size of his d!ck zero (0) subtlety involved

roughentumble:

should-be-sleeping:

marisatomay:

still can’t believe that in 1994 there was a movie where tom cruise and brad pitt were a gay couple constantly on the verge of divorce and cruise decides that adopting a child will save their marriage so they raise kirsten dunst together until she sets cruise on fire so they separate and she and pitt travel europe for a while before her death and then pitt and cruise both separately complain about their marriage to a journalist played by christian slater like he’s their therapist and it was one of the highest grossing films of that year

Antonio Banderas is there.

@antema

idiopathicsmile:

idiopathicsmile:

having a genuinely garbage memory might not be the worst part of living with ADHD, but it may be the most embarrassing

“look, i’m genuinely sorry that i’ve apparently had this exact same emotional breakthrough with you two times, but also: i am having it again right now”

is-the-owl-video-cute:

todaysbird:

ah yes. native birds who LIVE AT THE OCEAN are our biggest pollution concern

obligatory they don’t infest the beach they live there sentiment.

People in the UK have an almost irrational hatred for gulls that would almost be funny if it didn’t cause them to get permits to kill them.

butchsunbeam-deactivated2022120:

dishwashing affirmations

• the dishes are more scared of you than you are scared of them.
• if you put on a little song you can have a dish washing party.
• washing dishes is a great way to make new friends (e.g. frying pans, cups, etc.).
• despite any misinformation you may see online, a fork has never bitten anyone. they are gentle, even-tempered creatures that often just want to nap.