themoonwheniamlost:

cipheramnesia:

explorerrowan:

soaringsearingphoenix:

explorerrowan:

weaver-z:

rockshitty:

weaver-z:

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before

The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!

Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon

Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.

He was the officiator

This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.

Oh my god they were moon mates.

THEY WERE MOON MATES

ghostlymoonmoth:

A quick little warning/reminder for trans ppl on this website, especially nonbinary ppl:

You know how nosy ass cis people will ask you questions like “what’s in your pants?” or “what were you born as?” or “what are you really?” to try and ask what gender you were assigned at birth or what genitals you have?

A lot of them, and other trans people tbh, have learned how to ask the same exact question, but dress it up in “”“progressive”“” enough language that it almost doesn’t look like they’re being transphobic about it

Here’s a few examples: “are you transmasculine or transfeminine?” “Are you amab or afab?” “Are you tme or tma?”

Which is. The same thing that the nosy cis ppl were asking in my previous example lmao

I just want yall to know that you don’t owe anyone this information, and that not everyone is going to fit neatly into binaries like amab/afab or transmasc/transfem or tme/tma. And please quit asking people questions like that out of nowhere, especially strangers on the internet. It’s very rude and invasive.

pesteringpickle:

millymollyme:

Just a man looking out for his neighbour. @nmhummingbird 🙂

JUST A LITTLE FELLA????

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

“We’ve got to get out of here right now.”

“What? Why? It’s just a mid-boss.”

“She’s a lot tougher than she looks.”

“How can you tell?”

“The violins are backwards.”

@newbieboy replied:

Give me source , I want to hear this backwards violinist

Reversed violins are a soundtrack motif that’s commonly employed to indicate that something has gone fucked up with time, reality, etc., or occasionally to communicate a sense of subtly off-kilter nostalgia. You’ve definitely heard them many times before, though you may not have recognised what you were hearing.

Here’s a brief clip of a violin recording being played back in reverse as an example:

probablyasocialecologist:

talesfromtreatment:

talesfromtreatment:

So this is my life for the next 4 days

If she was my permanent foster instead of a temp, I would break my naming theme with her (she would be Ivy if I kept to it). She would either end up named Hattie or Bonnet.

nothorses:

What they don’t tell you is that even when you do get your name legally changed ($300 fucking dollars jfc) you still have to fight all of the institutions and companies you have any kind of contact with on actually updating your name in their system.

T-Mobile will not update your name unless you physically mail the court order to them, and then also respond to a call they make to you one (1) time to confirm the change.

You are a phone company. My bank made it easier than that.