vee-vee-writes:

paper-rose-doodles:

like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…

This is the funniest synopsis of lotr I’ve ever seen

whitewaterves:

Uhura being adorable 🌸

starlightomatic:

bread-and-roses-too:

labelleizzy:

coolxatu:

ok ive said it before but i really really recommend to every american possible that you try to get on medicaid if youre below the poverty line. i see people on here all the time with donation posts whos lives could absolutely be changed by medicaid.

you might have to jump through a few hoops to make sure you have all the right documents but you can even get it while homeless. pretty much the only requirement is that youre below the poverty line.

you can apply with or without disability plus there’s a good number of medicaid providers out there that will even cover trans expenses.

its absolutely worth applying and if you qualify theres a ton of other benefits you can get on top of that like foodstamps and free cellphone service. just find out where your local assistance office is and ask them what they can do to help you it will change your life

If it helps, here’s the federal website:

How to Apply for Medicaid and CHIP | USAGov

Find out if you qualify for Medicaid, low cost or free healthcare for low income families or CHIP for children. Also, learn how you can file

usa.gov

Yeah, my Medicaid insurance has been genuinely great and covered a lot of stuff for my disability like blood work and specialist visits. Generally government programs are kind of shit and annoying but Medicaid is one of the good ones. I also highly recommend SNAP (food stamps) if you’re struggling to pay for food.

Yep, this, and absolutely also food stamps. If you’re unemployed or underemployed you’ll most likely quality, and it’s amazing. You get a certain amount per month on a card that you can swipe at grocery stores like a debit card. It usually covers all human food, snacks, drinks etc except hot pre-prepped stuff, restaurants, and alcohol. Really lifesaving. And you can apply online! Just google “[my state] food stamps” or “[my state] medicaid” and it’ll take you to the website to apply. And sometimes it’s the same application for both.

the-laridian:

For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel

The wait is over: 19th Century Character Trope Generator

I’m “Meddlesome Bachelor with 2,000 pounds a year” yes please sign me up

should-be-sleeping:

should-be-sleeping:

smalleared:

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

I understand old men sitting on porches staring at an empty field more now than ever.

🤝

selavy:

apocryphics:

lydia davis

I genuinely think about this all the time