Icon by @ThatSpookyAgent. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
i love that missing one post on here makes this entire website incomprehensible. my friend never saw the og blorbo post and didn’t understand the blorbo meme for like a month. i didn’t see the ps5 guy tiktok and had no fucking clue what was going on for a week. if you happened to miss the post about the star wars slug you’re probably curled up in a ball sobbing right now
Buddy I haven’t seen an og meme post on this hellsite in 4 years, at this point I just let the current of incomprehensible fads carry me along.
People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?
Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.
i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone
They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them
anyways, let women be masculine and kind of gross sometimes. let them beat the shit out of each other and be sweaty and bloodied up and spitting teeth out on the floor. let them make stupid sex jokes and let them have short hair and let them not have to wear makeup and let them be buff or whatever non-feminine thing they want to be without looking down on them, being scared of them, or excluding them from your idea of what a woman is
A hilarious phenomenon of animal misinformation that exists in many parts of the internet is fake/edited bird pictures. Not only does it shock me that people don’t realize that the image is of a felt doll, or that the image is obviously edited because the grass in the background is near purple, but people apparently don’t think about, or don’t already know about cool ass birds and feel the need to make up new shit. I’m sorry but it doesn’t get better than wood ducks and sick ass pigeons my guy.
Oh my god I follow some wildlife photography tags on Instagram and you would not believe the cartoonishly obvious toys that people inexplicably assume to be real birds. I mean c’mon
Not just birds, either.
At least once a week I see this art doll being passed around as a real fox and people actually believe it
