sailorsally:

saw first 7 episodes of sandman today. this is my takeaway so far.

bogleech:

thesealfriend:

mhalachai:

funnytwittertweets:

good news! your stomach is super dumb! it can’t tell who chewed your food, and if you shove three cups of Qdoba salsa down your throat all your guts are going to see is a boatload of potassium and vitamin A/C!

also this isn’t even some lifehack to trick your brain this is literally how food works, diet/ED and clean-eating culture has fucked us all up and made us believe that fruits and veggies only count if they’re pure, unadulterated & bland, and that by having them with “”“unhealthy”“” things like cheese and salt and bread (or even by blending them together to make them tasty) you’re negating every positive health effect they have - this is bullshit!!! salsa and guac are fruit and veg, and having well-seasoned extremely nutrition-filled veggie-bombs alongside other necessary parts of our diet like dairy fats and carbohydrates is how food is Supposed To Work!!!

I said the above like six years ago and I still get people fuming about it. I said there’s nutrition in everything and they cannot fucking stand that idea because their entire lifestyle is based on shunning things that taste good and feeling smug about it. Hate to say most of you health bozos out there did nothing but torture yourself for nothing.

klaasje:

my kitty cat was wandering around going ‘mrrph?” so i was like “in here!” he goes “mrrph!” shoves open my bedroom door with his big round head and FLOPS on me. as in hard enough that he made a little “oof” noise when he did it. followed by a category five purring event. there’s good in this world mr frodo etc

mossycoat:

i’m sorry but like. sometimes i’m straight up not looking respectfully………..like at all…

neil-gaiman:

galaxyfrosted:

The Sandman is being review bombed on rotten tomatoes by you guessed it, racists, transphobes and homophobes and of course nobody is doing anything to moderate it

You can tell they’ve never read the comics and know nothing about them by the way they keep crying forced diversity and too many gays

If people who have actually seen it want to review it at IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes and Google, I’d be dead grateful.

stepmommycrowley:

who’s a character that you would take personally if someone didn’t like them?, to start I would literally block & unfollow if I saw kevin or garth hate

injuries-in-dust:

Here we have some choice piles of excrement.

stopthatbluecat:

Okay but Julian and Miles being like, “no we can’t let anyone come to the holosuites with us, that’s for us” just sealed the deal that they are riding horses and making flower crowns and their basket weaving is legendary.

Julian and Mile’s viking program?? That’s just sailing and going to the flea market.

Fighter pilot program? They just like to fly a little plane

like sure you could say they’re fucking but let’s be real, would Miles normally?

queerical:

i-am-mike:

transandrophobia-truther-turtle:

“AFAB genitalia” includes T-dicks, phalloplasty penises, and intersex anatomy. Don’t use it as shorthand for “vagina”.

In general, AFAB and AMAB are useful terms in very specific contexts. Slapping them into sentences as replacements for “male” or “female” is not as inclusive as a lot of you seem to think.

[ID: #all afab and amab mean is what was put on your birth certificate #its much more of a social category than a biological one /END ID]

thiscatisonfire:

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