bromantically:

the best way to avoid getting into stupid shit online is to complain to ur besties about the stupid shit u saw instead of getting involved

i mean this for real, complaining about it to someone will help u get ur thoughts out and make ur opinion feel validated instead of u ending up in an argument that may end up causing more harm than good. even if its for minor stupid shit, sometimes its better to just whine to someone instead of spending energy on something like that

elfwreck:

tornadocountrymp3:

*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love

animatedamerican:

jumpingjacktrash:

copperbadge:

I’m working on an audio transcript using voice recognition technology, and this gentleman has a very nice accent, but when he says “got” the word is often noted down as “God”.

We don’t know what God tested and what God registered as true or untrue. 

We don’t know what God entered into the code since the last time we tested. 

We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.

Now we know what God changed, but we don’t have a record of what God approved. 

“We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.“

voice recognition theology

stephanidftba:

ashisdeadanddying:

I want to be amaury when I’m older

Did he just suck edible gold leaf into a condiment dispenser?

dear-ao3:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

nicostiel:

The straights are mad about the amount of gayness in The Sandman

rhysdarbinizedarby:

Little bit and bob of Rhys Darby as Craig in “It’s A Date”