Icon by @ThatSpookyAgent. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
I hate you car culture I hate you SUVs I hate you freeways I hate you individualism I hate you capitalism I hate you car companies I hate you incredibly blinkered definition of freedom
reality shifted to star trek universe just so I can read intergalactic Reddit aita
aita? my partner (24M Vulcan) won’t talk to me (26Z Andorian) after I condemned the P'Jem surveillance program.
he says I “don’t have the full context” but to be frank this became public like 150 years ago so I don’t know what context I could be missing.
Man this has so much potential.
AITA for not wanting to move to a planet with an atmosphere that is toxic to me? My (32M Human) fiancee (36F Barzan) wants to move back to her home planet after we get married, but if we do I won’t be able to survive outside special pressurized environments.
I told my betazoid girlfriend she “couldn’t understand what I was going through” and now she’s not speaking to me. AITA?
AITA? I accidentally short-circuited my sister’s android boyfriend by introducing it to the liar’s paradox.
AITA for explaining to a ferengi student what a “strike” is when he asked? His parents are saying that he’s “too young to know” and that it’s the parents job to explain these sensitive topics to children. Could I be sued for this?
My (40sM human) ex security officer (40sM human) kept quoting Les Miserables so I used a chemical weapon to make his planet uninhabitable. AITA?
I (32F human) accidentally slept with my husband’s (33M Andorian) transporter clone. AITA? He’s saying I “should have known the difference” but the doctor told us they’re physically and mentally identical!
AITA for overseeing the occupation of Bajor, running work camps with deadly conditions, helping the Dominion wage war against the Alpha quadrant, and founding a wraith-worshiping cult to bring about the end of the universe? Ok title sounds bad, I know, but hear me out.
[Image description: Onion headlines placed upon characters from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
Image one is Sisko with a headline that says, “Somebeody’s got to save this country from certain doom, and let’s face it, that someone is me.”
Image two is Odo with a headline that says, “As Chief of Police, I believe even 500 murders is too many.”
Image three is Jadzia with a headline that says, “There’s no use worrying over things the parasitic alien lifeforms living inside us can’t control.”
Image four is Garak with a headline that says, “Constantly worrying what others think about your war crimes is no way to live your life.”
Image five is Ezri with a headline that says, “Friend attempting to provide comfort has no idea what the fuck she’s talking about.”
Image six is O'Brien staring at Bashir with a headline that says, “Work friend accidentally becomes real friend.”
Image seven is Odo with Lwaxana with a headline that says, “Psychic helps police waste valuable time.”
Image eight is Kira and Jadzia with a headline that says, “Female friends spend raucous night validating the living shit out of each other.”
Image nine is Bashir leaning over Harak with a headline that says, “Man experiencing first real moment of peace in years resuscitated.”
Image ten is a destroyed town with multiple buildings on fire, the headline says, “It’s sad seeing how much my hometown has changed since that level 7 nuclear accident.”
