molten-lavender:

Please plant mint on my grave I want to be a fucking hassle for eternity

lesbiansgoal:

bearotonin-international:

marginmaster87:

bearotonin-international:

Silly Willy and his beloved pickle

OP I want you to know that the pictures didn’t load and for those few seconds I sat in rapt attention waiting for Silly Willy and his Beloved Pickle to be revealed

To thank you for your patience, here is another Silly Willy and his Beloved Pickled picture

hooved:

i still can’t get over quark’s whole story about when he apprenticed for that one district sub-nagus. to quote him directly, “i licked his boots like you wouldn’t believe. he loved me. i was his golden boy”. and like. with a description like that + the existence of rule of acquisition #113 (”always have sex with the boss”), you just know for a fact that they were fucking. absolutely 100% without a doubt. he was so sure that he was on his way to the top of the ferengi business world and then he gets fired and financially ruined because he ALSO had sex with the dude’s sister. king of dumb sluts (compliment) (derogatory)

klubbhead:

mornington-the-crescent:

klubbhead:

edensmidian:

I hate English

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Fuck you

quietdoppelganger:

dreamofbecoming:

mewithanie:

malus-syl-vestris:

sealriously-sealrious:

malus-syl-vestris:

sealriously-sealrious:

malus-syl-vestris:

sealriously-sealrious:

malus-syl-vestris:

sealriously-sealrious:

malus-syl-vestris:

sealriously-sealrious:

malus-syl-vestris:

sealriously-sealrious:

malus-syl-vestris:

sealriously-sealrious:

malus-syl-vestris:

If the Lord cursed the serpent for that first temptation, that the serpent would henceforth crawl on its belly and eat dust for all time,

What did legless lizards do?

lycanthropy

Elaborate

Like when you steal something?

??????

LARCENY

Ohh ok that makes more sense. But while we’re here,

*Unfolds lawn chair* please tell me more about the werewolf legless lizards

They were just normal lizards but they evolved to have wolf ears and howl bc it sounded fun and god said “hm. don’t like that” and took their legs away.

I have never been more riveted by a story

They still have all their wolfy features but they only get them on full moons like normal werewolves :(

Do they get their legs back on the full moon or are they just wiggling around with hairy ears or something

no they wiggle the whole time

Do they get like a wolf tail instead of their usual tail or

yes. they get a wolf tail

Like this?

🥺 “awoo”

@inneskeeper

Werewolf legless lizard

section-69:

clueingforbeggs:

section-69:

I think we should upscale DS9 - but only the changelings. Everyone else stays grainy, we love seeing in focus Odo, but when the war plot kicks up, suddenly random background actors look just a little too real

Wait, in which episode does Bashir suddenly get upscaled? Do we actually know for sure when Bashir got replaced?

We don’t know for Definite, but since Julian is wearing the old uniform in the camp, we can assume that the first time we see him in the new one that’s actually the changeling. And that lines up timeline wise with when he says he was replaced

nillial:

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