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Elwood Blues…๐
Lol! Yuck
Dammit, I’m stuck in a bear suit giving out napkins.
Sheriff of Abseroko County Wyoming!!!!
I’m Fox Mulder ๐ฝ
thepieking reblogged this from riflebrass and added: I mean you’re halfway there already, bud
I’m the department head of diagnostics.
Lead staff member at a group home for troubled kids
Hunting Demons with an angelic side kick. I don’t know if I have the level of give a fuck to actually do the job but...
guns-in-the-valley reblogged this from i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain and added: Stretchy rubber pirate captain :)
I am now the Mockingjay
oh god I’m a house flipper with no sense of design
I am a former casino employee who solves crimes while on the run
But you are of the desert.
generallemarc reblogged this from leviathis-krade and added: I’m literally John Wick
Supposedly running a bar but really just running a bunch of schemes with my friends.
you-stand-corrected liked this my name is shake zula the mike rula the old schoola u wanna trip ill bring it to ya
Former dictator and current plot device
I’m solving crimes for the Navy/Marines
i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain reblogged this from lovelyardie and added: The sheriff of a tiny border town in for a lousy day off.
Dr house
semisicilian reblogged this from hst3000 and added: I’m the owner of an Italian fashion house in the 1960s. Also I am committing multiple murders
randomhuman45 reblogged this from jack-of-ash and added: Ummm, guess I’m unemployed
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epennies reblogged this from dankxsinatra and added: I’m the world’s richest duck and adventurer.
I guess now I’m a bodyguard of a sort to some witch or experiment……somewhere in Mexico.
I’m dead and traversing through the afterlife looking to bring my wife up from hell (she killed herself after my death)
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I am Jason borne๐
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