I guess now I’m a bodyguard of a sort to some witch or experiment……somewhere in Mexico.
I’m dead and traversing through the afterlife looking to bring my wife up from hell (she killed herself after my death)
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I am Jason borne😂
“My name is *redacted*. I used to be a spy, until…”
jdeko reblogged this from uncle-mojave and added: Survivalist
I work at a fashion magazine (just shoot me)
elizabisme reblogged this from 55bltzkrgfrtz and added: I’m the manager for AFC Richmond.
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I am a rancher in Montana (could be worse)
Ah. I’m just a low ranking noble, a MOB character in a world of Otome Game trying to survive…
duncanhynes reblogged this from gummi-waffles and added: Porn star.
Surgeon at a M*A*S*H unit in Korea.
Stargate SG team member
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sneakymerkava reblogged this from uncle-mojave and added: Ain’t watched movie/tv in a while, so YouTube video. I’m motherfucking Doomguy
KGB agent.
Archeologist
sentry-34 reblogged this from xjsteph and added: Posing as a sheriff that I’ve witnessed dying in a bar shootout.
I am catholic priest who is secretly a Lucha libre wrestler…
I am a vampire hunter.
autistic-lucas reblogged this from vampire-juicebox Not sure who the main character is so I’m an adventurer who uses magic to fight monsters and hostile people.
I’m not space hitler
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