Pretty sure this is a joke article, it’s tagged as humor and satire
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silentlaughter992 liked this This is from the New Yorker, but written by a comedian and tagged as satire
lawful-evil-novelist reblogged this from hugsforvillains and added: I think it’s more telling that no one can tell the difference anymore.
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malec4everr liked this It’s satirical!! i wouldn’t be surprised if he said that in irl though
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