galpalactic liked this “Richard, why are you wearing a book bag while you’re giving a presentation?” “I have to.” “….why?” Richard: *takes a...
Just last week:“Why are all of the boys wearing their socks outside of their shoes?” 30 minutes later: *finds random...
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*during a lockdown drill* “Boys and girls cannot be hiding in the closet together at the same time”
“From now on, let’s just make it a rule. Erasers belong on pencils, not in your mouth.”
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”Please do not doodle the Confederate Flag on your papers.”
“[Student], you are not a dinosaur. I only call on human children to line up to go to lunch.”
“Is Mr.McKee touching Nick’s dick or the elevator boy’s dick? What do you guys think?” -during the lesson on chapter 2...
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