notinthelessonplan liked this Omg yes the illuminati bs. Every time I wear my deathly hallows necklace!Also: I now say “keep all body parts and...
teaching-center-stage reblogged this from mrskaaay and added: “Please stop calling each other ‘crusty’ and making associated noises.”“Can you please stop making race car...
talonwings liked this “Alright, who isn’t wearing their pants?!” to a class where several kids took off gym sweatpants - with the basketball...
strangehunger liked this “No more rock, paper, scissors or any variation of the game in my classroom!”
“ok, from this moment on, the word cabbage is banned. if you say cabbage at all ever you’re going to go to time out.”
*race car noises* “You are not a race car. Stop making those noises.” *bear noises* “You are also not a bear. Stop...
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beasyou-are reblogged this from teachingfeelslike and added: All the variations of “please take that out of your mouth/ stop licking/smelling various objects”The amount of times a...
To my co-teacher: “I sent [student] to the counselor because [assistant principal] took his piece of string and he was...
First year of teaching: “Oh no- Please please please don’t lick the dead porpoise head” “Mrs. G you never said I...
“The cabinet does NOT go to Narnia, so stop calling it that and quit hiding in there to get out of SSR.”
Early Childhood is a trove of this“I understand you’re angry but it’s not safe to take off our pants and run down the...